A portfolio
you can walk through.
A real Next.js app dressed up as a small green farm. Wander around, talk to Evan - my grumpy AI farmhand - and meet the work behind the work.
I'm Jordan.
I'm a full-stack engineer who ships real software for real users - and then makes weird playable things on the weekends.
This site is the second kind. It's a production-grade Next.js app pretending to be a place. A walkable 3D world, an LLM-grounded NPC, Stripe sewn in without a redirect. Reading a PDF would have been faster. This is funnier.
Four things you can actually do here.
Walk a real 3D world
React Three Fiber scene with a custom render loop, physics-light controls, and a mobile-only joystick.
Talk to Evan, the grumpy AI
A tool-calling LLM that's read my résumé, writing, and project notes — and answers in character.
Tip without leaving the field
Stripe Payment Element embedded directly inside the farm. No redirect, no reload, real receipts.
Unlock silly little rewards
Tips gate fun verbs — feed the chickens, summon a poem, paint a fence panel.
Come visit the farm.
Loads fast. Works on your phone. Evan will be there.